May 21st, 2013 | by Steven Hansen
Microsoft’s got a new toy, the Xbox One. I was pretty confident in that whole “Xbox Infinity” idea, but whatever, Microsoft. I give you gold and this is how you repay me? With a console that will be awkward to talk about orally. “Hey, which ‘next gen’ systems is Watch Dogs coming out for?” “PC, PS4, and One.” Ugh. Fine.
Read on for a lovely summation of Microsoft's Xbox One reveal and be sure to leave plenty of snark in the comments. Lord knows there's enough material.